freedom party
Celebrate Singledom!
Ditch the bloke and get a rabbit!
Why worry about festering socks on the bedroom floor, pee on the loo seat and his annoying mother?
Tell him he can pack the remote and his attitude in his suitcase... You have a battery operated pleasure giver all of your very own!
It's no wonder nearly a third of women over 18 are single. It's tough pickings out there... I should know, it took me 28 years to find one that managed to convince me that not all fella's are slimy toads! So, whilst you wait for your Prince Charming to arrive, celebrate your freedom with an Ann Summers Freedom Party.
We'll play “10 reasons why life is better single”, “The Rebound Game” or the Freedom Party take on Pin The Tail On The Donkey: “Pin The Knife On The Picture Of The Ex-Boyfriend”. Penis Piñata is still in development!
We'll also learn the four R's of break-up...
I'll show you our sexy range of boob enhancing, tummy tucking, cleavage showing, man pulling lingerie. Not forgetting the toys to keep us entertained on those cold winter nights!
Girls, even if your living happily ever after - you know we're gonna have fun!!
Why not use the comments box to share your funny break-up revenge stories and we'll get the party started!
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Comments
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Somebody found out her boyf was cheating & kept it too herself. she pre-packed her bags, had a wee on his toothbrush, emptied his aftershave bottle and put white spirit in instead, hid dog poo wrapped in newspaper behind the radiator, bleached his porn stash and made a nice stew for his tea. The stew had dog food in, snot, his engagement ring and toenail clippings. when he was sat down eating his dinner she told him she was pregnant. with his brothers baby. when he started to shout and then cry she phoned her sister and siad 'he's all yours now'. the guilt on his face said it all. i haven't seen my sister or my ex for 3 years but last i heard he was filing for bankrupcy and she was fat.(Posted on 2007-09-05 04:55:00 by Helen)
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it's men who are crazy for not knowing when there on to a good thing definately booking a freedom party to celebrate a hasslefree love life. just me and my rabbit :o)(Posted on 2007-08-22 23:01:00 by )
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i want to ask why do some girls turn into glenn close when we're dumped. me included. after my boyfriend of 2 months dumped me i hounded him for weeks. i sent flowers to his works and even rang his mum to ask why she thought he had dumped me. in between listening to crap 80's love songs i had no shame at all and always ACCIDENTLY bumped into him with full make up and slutty top on and twenty miles from home. i was so far beyond help! it was only when my ex told me i looked needy and was really scaring him that i realised how close i was to getting myself committed. i'm completely sane and over him now but i see my mates doing the same desperate things i did.are men right? are women just crazy?(Posted on 2007-08-21 12:49:00 by )
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By the time I was leaving my ex-husband I was so miserable and unhappy to cheer myself up, whilst he lay comatosed on the sofa after 7 cans of lager, I got a black marker and wrote a rude word (which co-incidently is short for his name) on his forehead. I took 3 pics of him passed out with his nickname on his head, saved one for me (to remind me how miserable I was)... One for my mum (coz he was pretty nasty to her and to give her a giggle).. And the day I left him after I had packed up my stuff, I stuck the 3rd to the fridge door for him to find. He never did mention it... Not in the 6 years we've been divorced. Which only proves to me just how humourless D1ck actually is!(Posted on 2007-07-09 08:42:00 by )
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My ex took the oppertunity of getting his brand new Range Rover to go around show it off all night to his "mate" (who turned out to have long blonde hair, a pair of boobs and went around in a mini-skirt). No doubt she was impressed the following morning by the new black paint job on his tinted windows. Thats if she wasnt already overjoyed to find her own house windows back and front had been painted too! :)(Posted on 2007-07-08 11:44:00 by )
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a girl i know found out her boyfriend had been cheatin on her and so she took his golf clubs and smashed up his bmw! his pride and joy. then she packed his bags for him. every ripped and bleach stained bit and took his suitcase round to the new girl. her ex best mate. the best bit was when the police came to visit her later he shook her hand and said 'fair play' and told her cheatin bloke had cried like a baby when he reported his car smashed up.(Posted on 2007-06-30 06:26:00 by )
